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To Pee or Not To Pee…That Is the Question

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on June 18, 2008 by EyanJ

r kelly

vs   r kelly 2

The Pied Piper was recently acquitted of all charges of child pornography in a Chicago court. By a jury of this fool’s peers. *blink* R Kelly’s peers. His PEERS! What are the odds of finding TWELVE golden shower delivering, ass eating, zorro mask wearing, pre-18 year old girl touching thirty something year old black men for a trial of this magnitude? Imagine my shock when they produced said peers for this trial. AND they found this man not guilty. You know who’s to blame for this, right? WHITE AMERICA!  Your justice system has failed you yet again, pink toes. Get it tight, get it right.

Every time I think about this, I get heated. I might be back later to expound on my feelings..but right now, I want to slap someone.

PS- I wonder if he had Ignition or that Zoo Sex song playing when he left the court room.