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Posted in Fight Music with tags , , , , , , on December 28, 2008 by billionoreally

Last night, my entire roster (if I had a fantasy UFC league), showed Dana White and the entire world of MMA that the message that was sent on November 4th from Chicago across the world would be followed up in the UFC.

First we had Cheikh Kongo teach people that if you knee in the nuts you are going to get knocked out after you get a knee to the nuts in return.

Continuing on, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson went on to destroy his long time rival Wanderlei Silva in the first round at three minutes and twenty one seconds….exactly the same time it takes to heat up plaintains, rice and beans in the microwave. On top of which he entered the ring with a intro by Damien Marley and accompanied by his manager, some cat with a weird name from some place called “Staten Island”. Being there live, I have to tell you, how amazing it was that Wanderlei fans chanted his name while some even had the nerve to wear McCain Palin shirts. So of course….

God's Gold

God's Gold

At the end of the knock out, after over coming some personal diffculties after losing his belt to Forest Griffin months prior, Jackson stated: “all praise due to MOST HIGH….shout out to Prodigal Sun”.

The first is in fact the last and yes….Wu Tang still ain’t nuttin to fuck with.

Oh but we’re not done.  No sir we’re not done. As may of you know I have been following the career of one “Sugar” Rashad Evans since his debut on the Ultimate Fighter reality show season two. He entered as a heavy weight just to get his lane and was required to train with very little prior experience under a bitchass of a coach who didn’t like him, his style or his skin color known as Matt Hughes. As fate would have it, Rashad won the show and entered the UFC, dropping weight to 205lbs after his first fights were won in decision. Since then he has added knock out power, refined his mind game and inherited Jardin’s love for receiving knock out punches that “don’t hurt mang”. Did I mention that he also seems to hang around Staten Island kids who watch kung fu flicks and entered the ring to KRS 1’s “Rapture”. Um….

Good night Forrest

Good night Forrest

After a few well placed strikes in third round, Griffin was on his back feeling the fists of the new America as Rashad pounded him out until the ref called it at two minutes and forty six minutes making Sugar the new lightweight champion and the second black man to win a UFC belt within weeks of the first.

Thank you Obama, see you in a few weeks.


the long legged mack daddy says…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 4, 2008 by EyanJ


Posted in Editorial with tags , , , , , , on September 7, 2008 by tomwars

Last night Rashad Evans, the quiet tongued loud posturing winner, from the Ultimate Fighter reality series knocked out former light heavyweight champion the “Iceman” Chuck Liddell. One minute and forty one seconds into the the second round, Mr. Evans showed Liddell what that curious W tattoo on his arm meant when he said “Wu Tang clan ain’t nuttin to f*ck wit”.

Given the history between Liddell and Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, I would say I notice a pattern. I am willing to believe that Liddell’s chin is allergic to black people. Oh sure, laugh but the numbers don’t lie. Someone say this isn’t a color thing, its an age thing and Liddell is just over the hill. Even if it is an age thing, I find it to be symbolic of other things to come.

-Billion O’Really